Archive for January, 2009

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Uvula

January 26, 2009

Thursday night is the reason I hadn’t posted on Friday.  I went for a sleep test on Thursday night at the hospital.  The wires they hookup to you make you feel like you are invovled in alien abduction investigations or something of that nature.  So you have to sleep whilst having 100 cables running from various parts of your body (I’m actually suprised they didn’t hook them up to my balls).  Anyhow now you have to sleep with all these foriegn bodies on your body.  And in a cold room, air conditioned (in the winter no less).  I woke up and checked for my balls which in their bid to keep warm retreated for the evening.  But the worst part is that my uvula was swollen.  No word of a lie.  It was huge.  This has happend before, most times when I had to sleep on my back, but not this bad.  Anyhow the long story short is that it’s still a bit swollen on Monday morning.

Onto other news, I am still gearing up towards my first pod-cast.  Once it is out, I will let you know.

Looks like the Pope has irritated some Jews.  The Nazi claims there were no Jews killed by Nazi gas chambers.  Fucking liar……we all know they were you bastard.  You’re evil, and you made Pope John Paul II cry.

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More Obama (Last Until I Post a Podcast)

January 22, 2009

I am still working towards making my first podcast.  As it turns out I have some really good people that are going to help me.  First off before I even get the help, I just wanted to thank Nick Tann.  He is going to take some time and explain the ins and outs of the podcast.  It will be fun, he has a great Podcast that if you look up Nick Tann “Is this thing on?” on Itunes you will find his podcast, and I find it very good.  So hopefully you like it, he features independent music artists, and they are good.  Nick also has some very funny adverts that I find absolutely funny.  Anyhow enough about Nick for now.  I also am going to get some help from a local boy (well local now).  Luke Nugent from a radio station http://www.kicx917.com/ is going to help me put together some stuff.  I got to know Luke through the daily call ins to the radio station, I can be heard some mornings as I always have something to say.  But no worries, you will get to hear my voice soon enough on Podcast.  I will take a funny look at some news, and other things that I find funny.  And to cap it off, I will be going over my favorite music of the week.  And hopefully (with permission) feature some music from some of the independents that Nick does, I’ve been quite impressed.

Okay so now onto my Obama news.  Turns out the Chief Justice flubbed the Oath of Office, and really they couldn’t let that stand, so they re-did it yesterday.  I will post what is on CNN.

The Constitution sets out the language that should be used in the oath: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Roberts moved the word “faithfully” back nine spots, and used “to” instead of “of.” That threw the president off base, and he smiled and paused to collect his thoughts, then decided to follow Roberts’ lead.

But the chief justice at the same time attempted to correct himself.

Here’s how Tuesday’s oath went:

Roberts: … that I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully …

Obama: … that I will execute …

Roberts: … the off — faithfully the pres — the office of president of the United States …

Obama (at the same time): … the office of president of the United States faithfully …

The two got the rest correct, including the nonobligatory “So help you God?” “So help me God.”

So was Obama really President?  Was it done on purpose? Who knows in any case, America it seems can’t do anything right.  Hopefully Obama can.

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I Wish I Come Up With A Funny Title

January 21, 2009

Barack Obama, what a sight to see him inaugurated into the White House.  It was a great thing, people were watching all over the world.  I think Canadians took great interest in this one (even more than our own election, which is true).  I know from my side of things, I was glad to see him.  It’s about time they have someone intelligent.  I seen a concert they held yesterday.  There were some good acts, even Stevie Wonder was there (poor old chap the only guy to officially be there and not see him).  There were other guests, Garth Brooks, Usher, Shakira, Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, and U2.  I can’t stand U2, I really can’t and I was really wishing I had a gun to shoot myself.  They are terrible on albums, and they are terrible live.  I tried to like them, I really did, I just can’t so there.

Anyhow shorter post today as I have lots of work to do.  However there will be some comedic relief soon, as I will be working towards making my first Podcast in the near future.  I am calling it……something I am not sure about that yet, however I will be thinking of it before February 1st as that will be the first one ever.  I can’t wait…I will post linkies to it, and hopefully have it available in Itunes as well. 

Cheerios Mates.

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Bush Out, Obama In

January 20, 2009

Today is a historic day, I am glad that it is Obama.  I think it’s time for a change, and if Obama is everything he says he is.  Then there should be some posotive change comming in the next few weeks, months, years.  My personal view is that he is very intelligent, and really I don’t think that the world could have used anther redneck war mongral President (sorry Mcaine you suck).  One thing I did notice was this morning watching CNN before work.  They refer to the black men and women of America, African Americans.  I became perplexed at this early in the morning, to realise that here in the Great White North (Canada, and no we aren’t racial).  We call our black people Canadian, because that is what they are.  They aren’t African Canadians, Iraqi Canadians, Chinese Canadians, or Japanese Canadians (I could go on forever).  No they are Canadians.  No wonder there are so many problems in the States.  If you aren’t white, you aren’t accepted.  Really it’s a terrible thing. 

So there is now about a 4 hours till Obama takes office, and I will be happy so happy that Bush is gone.  Do you think he will pardon himself of war crimes? If any other country did what they did, they would be tried in the world court.  Seems fair doesn’t it? Bastards……

Now onto the sport fan in me.  I just wanted to say this, the Maple Leafs suck, and I can’t wait till baseball season starts.  Raptors suck, good thing I am not a Raptors fan, however there must be some bad mojo in the ACC. 

Well hope all of you have a great day.  And I will most likely cover more Obama tomorrow, as this really interests me.  Has a US President caused such an anticipation?  I don’t know I am Canadian… 🙂

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IPod Touch Very Durable

January 12, 2009

It’s true, I knew it was going to happen.  And it did, I was playing a game on my IPod touch, and it went flying out of my hand, hit the ceiling, and then hit the floor.  My wife looked at me like I was going to get a beating, she just bought it for me for Christmas.  I have to say it was like slow motion, I seen it hit fly, hit, fall, splat.  There was no if or ands about this.  If I would have broken it, my MP3 buying days would be over, so over it would suck, as the touch is absolutly the best MP3 player I have ever owned. 

However this is one problem I keep having, the applications sync, and I can’t use them the next day. I will have to look into it, other then that it is tre-magnific.

Weekend was normal, run here, run there.  Do laundry, buy groceries, visit with family.  That is a typical weekend for me when the kids are home, and not with their dad for the weekend.  Next weekend I am all by myself.  I think I will be playing some playstation.  🙂 Sweet…..

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It’s Fry-Dai

January 9, 2009

Well another week has come and gone.  Ultamatly its the first official work week of the year and we are looking for about 49 more work weeks until Christmas.  Thought I would throw that out there for you.  So really with 2 weeks holidays this summer (3 for me yay!) I only have about 47 more work weeks to go until the blessed time of Piqued’s 41st birthday.  I am sure if he is reading this he is just accepting the fact he is 40, but to be 41 may be something else for him to think about.

Work is Crazy busy this day, however I thought it was worth mentioning that there are 11 more days of George Bush doing absolutly nothing.  Now I am not American, I am Canadian, but I can appreciate great comedy when I see it.  However I can’t really stand another redneck President.  Oh and I am happy that Obama won, and one last thought.

Please Bush, no more MLB please….don’t do anything, just go into the shaddows, and think of how you can have a war against squirrels, or other rodents. 

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Put Them In The Iron Maiden

January 8, 2009

Iron Maiden is what I am listening to right at the moment.  I know it’s been a while since I got to post, but I will make it a regular point to post every working day (as time permits).  There may be some poor soul who is reading this crap that I write, so it makes me feel sort of great that someone took the time to find me.  Sweet… thanks. 

Anyhow over the Christmas break I got my first IPod, now I am not really a fan of Apple, I hate thier computers, I hate IPods actually.  However they had to go and make an IPod touch. Now that tickles my fancy.  That tickles me beyond fancy.  I feel like a little kid again, and I just discovered my first hard-on.  It’s that fucking grreat.  I love the way it connects to the shinternet, and the way I can dowload tons of free applications.  There is no need to jail break this IPod (all though it does look like it is fun) it is great out of the box.  I can’t say enough about it, other than it smokes every single MP3 Player I have ever owned in my life.  True words, even the Dahli Lamma thinks so…

Hope everyone had a great new years, and Chrismas.  See you all tomorrow.  Oh and if you are wondering just how good the IPod touch is, check the vid.  Do the math.